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Crafting table

A table that people fuck on. As simple as that .
Dream and George had sex on the crafting table

Oh no they had sex on the crafting table aAaA
by Dreamdmpstanlol July 24, 2021
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hover craft

A Person that has no friends so just stands by you hovering while doing absolutly nothing
Curtis_ Hey Tyler! . .Who's that guy standing beside you?

Tyler_ Ohh He's Just a Hover Craft
by T Masta H December 28, 2005
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Crafting table level

This is used to describe if to dudes are in a relationship and they are ready to have sex (or a blowjob). this stems from the crafting table meme when Spiffey and Skeppy were explaining it to Badboyhalo without actually explaining it to him and after Badboyhalo asked "are we on furnace level" Skeppy said "no we aren't even on crafting table level".
DUDE 1: Are we on Crafting table level.
DUDE 2: Dude we are literally having sex right now what are you talking about.
DUDE 3: Sick can I join?
DUDE 2: You the hell are you.
DUDE 4: Grabs knife* Gimme all your money.
DUDE 5: Well guess it's a Wednesday.
by icannotgetaname July 22, 2020
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Craft

An April Fools joke made by youtubers, DanIsNotOnFire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester.) It consisted of them making a YouTube channel with one video about arts and crafts.
by juliaock September 8, 2015
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24 Carat Llama Nugget

Something you find when under the influence of alcohol, that seems fucking amazing at the time. But when you wake up in the morning is actually quite shit.
-Laurence finds a bottle cap.

Laurence: Guys look! Someone dropped two quid!

James: Its a bottle cap, you ass.

Gregg: Yeah. That certainly was a 24 carat llama nugget. You wankpotshitgay.
by Jimmy Jizm February 10, 2009
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craftsterbation

(n.) lusting over projects on craftster.org or the process of crafting.
Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.
by betsy January 20, 2005
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craft - nigga hours

At the hours of 8pm - 11pm nigga's gather to craft, its a daily ceremony and those who disobey it are usually shot
Girl: Hey, whats doing tonight between 8pm - 11pm, I'm home alone
Me: Um, you for real? Bitch its craft - nigga hours, get wit it
by FATNIBBASEASON October 23, 2017
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