Couser

A male cousin married to a half sibling of whom no genetic relationship exists between the two.

My father's brother's son is married to my half sister who my father adopted when she was 8. Couldn't ask for a better couser.

by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2022

Couselling

Being so overwhelmingly trash at a game (especially asymmetrical horror games) that you start to resemble a certain loser knight in tattered armor.

Person 1: "Bro, how are you already on your 3rd hook?! We still have over 13 minutes left!"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm high key couselling."

by Venborne March 9, 2026

The Cousteau

While banging a girl doggy, you shove her head under the water until she starts blowing air bubbles like Jacques Cousteau the deep sea diver.

Homie was banging this chick in the pool the other night, and suddenly out of nowhere he pulled The Cousteau on the girl. He grabbed the back of her hair and shoved her underwater. It didn't take long until she was blowing bubbles like a deep sea diver.

by Slack73 June 13, 2016