That's what you see when the thing you was searching for, does not exist in this world. Just like Anime
by should my name be... July 18, 2018
Get the sorry, we couldn't find... mug.An expression of unwillingness and or apathy towards a specific proposal. Shortened from couldn't be bothered and of fucked
by Gooch Mcgee August 4, 2007
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by The Pimp March 5, 2004
Get the just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned mug.Extremely disorganized, incompetent, or completely lacking in managerial or personnel skills. Often results in a jug fuck or clusterfuck. Is related to the peter principle.
Traditionally used in military/business culture.
Traditionally used in military/business culture.
"Bob's putting together the presentation for Biggie Corp? Aw shit, he couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory."
by CodeSmith May 28, 2009
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Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
by looart January 4, 2020
Get the couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. mug.Coulten is the best persons you could have come into your life. He’s kind and witty and outgoing. Though he’s extremely hard headed, it’s usually towards the things he’s most passionate about. Coultens a package deal when it comes to finding a lover and a best friend. He’Ll make love with you in the most intimate ways and drag you to Taco Bell at 3am because he’s stoned out of his mind. Make sure to live and take good care of him.
by YourGfLovesYou<3 July 13, 2023
Get the Coulten mug.Unicorns are most widely thought to be simply horses with horns, but a quick Wikipedia search will inform you that the mythology also states that unicorns can only be tamed by female virgins. Hence, if you say "she couldn't tame a unicorn," you're saying that she's not a virgin.
Guy 1: What do you think of that girl over there?
Guy 2: Her? She couldn't tame a unicorn, no chance in hell.
Guy 1: I concur. I bet she's never even been within a thousand miles of a unicorn.
Guy 2: She alone is the reason why unicorns don't exist in this world; they couldn't possibly occupy any place that is far enough from her without spoiling their innocence and purity
Guy 1: Hmm ... so that's why unicorns don't exist ... interesting theory.
Guy 2: Her? She couldn't tame a unicorn, no chance in hell.
Guy 1: I concur. I bet she's never even been within a thousand miles of a unicorn.
Guy 2: She alone is the reason why unicorns don't exist in this world; they couldn't possibly occupy any place that is far enough from her without spoiling their innocence and purity
Guy 1: Hmm ... so that's why unicorns don't exist ... interesting theory.
by Philosofree November 30, 2014
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