Copiagons.

When a crowd of people is unexpectedly big or too big for the area they occupy. A copious amount.

What stopped you from getting your chicken?

The copious amounts of people at KFC.
The copiagoites?
Copiago-ins. Copiago-uns. Copiagons.

by Peachhat September 7, 2012

cottage cheese lover

Any person who loves to see the cellulite on a full figured woman, it is soo sexy.

My girlfriends thighs and buttocks have so much cellulite on them, it has turned me into a total cottage cheese lover.

by fat lover May 7, 2007

Coital Confessions

During the foreplay portion of a sexual encounter, the point in time in which one or both of the partners exchange various faults and insecurities that they believe would make them less appealing as a sexual partner. Typically done while dry-humping, before the clothes are removed. It's a classic win-win situation, as by that point, the other person doesn't really care, and you get the guilt off your chest of trying to be someone you don't exactly fit the profile of.

Jessie: Oh, you should know, I haven't shaved in a few days.

Thomas: As much as I appreciate the coital confessions, babe, I'm just too horny to care.

by iCame September 29, 2009

coital alignment technique

The coital alignment technique (CAT). During conventional man-on-top intercourse, erections move almost horizontally. In 1988, New York sex researcher Edward Eichel urged men to shift forward and to one side so his chest covers one of her shoulders. With this change, erections move more up and down, and the pubic bone at the base of the penis makes more direct contact with the clitoris. Several studies have shown that Eichel was correct. The CAT doesn’t guarantee women orgasms during man-on-top intercourse, and it’s no substitute for gentle, extended clitoral caresses by hand, mouth, or vibrator. But the CAT significantly improves most women’s ability to have orgasms during man-on-top intercourse

Avoid deep, thrusting, and instead try the Coital Alignment Technique," says Taylor.

by Morgana Camelot June 27, 2021

Cottage Fire

Rubbng one out in an outhouse with a flaming STD.

Wow! That cottage fire I had last night is still burning.

by May2Keg June 21, 2007

Cottage Clot

When a woman has a bad yeast infection.

Damn, Niki got some nasty ass Cottage Clot.

by AlexdaKing February 25, 2009

Post-coital autodefenistration

Sobering up while having sex, then realizing how ugly she is and throwing yourself out the window.

John: how did he die?
Betsy-sue: he came on my face and jumped out the window.
John: ah, the old Post-coital autodefenistration. This is your third?

by This is my name, bitch March 12, 2010