you look constipated
by sashafan July 10, 2003
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I tried to constibate yesterday- don't try it, it KILLS!!! Do Not try constibation, unless you are an utter retard
by jenrendahothen March 1, 2009
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Verb. Another term for stuttering.
When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.
When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.
1. "H-h-h-h-h-hello!".. "Bloody hell Peter! That was some serious Vocal Constipation!"
2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!
2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!
by HandFlapper403 November 4, 2010
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Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!
by darthenstein February 2, 2014
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by o[ikoujyluj June 22, 2020
Get the Constipationary mug.When an organization cannot get anything accomplished in a reasonable amount of time; A lack of quick turn around.
When an organization, primarily a bureaucracy, cannot get shit done because of back log and/or inefficiency.
When an organization, primarily a bureaucracy, cannot get shit done because of back log and/or inefficiency.
Organizational Constipation = Government
by Xam Steele March 23, 2011
Get the Organizational Constipation mug.When you have absolutely no motivation to do homework for an extended period of time, and all the assignments are due on the same day. This causes the workload to pile up, and you end up having to slowly crank out each assignment one-by-one the day/night before it's all due.
"I have two calculus assignments, a 10-page paper, a chemistry assignment, and a biology lab report due on Wednesday. It's Monday night and I haven't even started."
"Wow. Sounds like you have a case of homework constipation."
"Wow. Sounds like you have a case of homework constipation."
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