Cosbyness

The state of approaching God's majesty through taking on the traits of Bill Cosby, perhaps through increased jello intake and shade wearing.

Cosbyness is next to godliness.

by NoNamedNeededNever April 26, 2006

getting cosby'd

When someone slips something into your drink. To get roofied.

I put laxatives in my cats water so he started drinking from the toilet instead. He was probably thinking "oh no, I'm not getting cosby'd today"

by Tom867 November 21, 2014

Cosby Treatment

1. Slipping GHB or any barbiturates into someone else's drink, in homage to the Bill Cosby rape allegations
2. Knocking someone out by any means

1. I hit her with the Cosby treatment at the bar last night
2. I gave him the cosby treatment after he tried to roast me in front of my squad

by NaughtyMouse July 4, 2016

Moist Cosby

The sexual act of dipping your dick in chocolate jello pudding and slapping your lovers face with it, non-concentual

I gave my girl a moist Cosby when she misbehaved

by John Sketch March 14, 2019

Cosby Girl

a woman who is so bad in bed, she would be more fun unconscious

Tom: How was your date last night, dude? Dave: Pretty bad, if she passed out it would have been better. Tom: Oh, so she's a Cosby Girl.

by mcmaniac January 12, 2015

Drop off the Cosby kids and the pool

A variation of "Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool", whereas dropping off the Cosby kids and the pool means having diarrhea.

*storms for the bathroom* "OUT OF MY WAY!"
"Why? Do you have to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool?"
"Worse. I have to drop off the Cosby kids AND the pool!"
"Uh...okay, then. Good luck with that."

by NotCaptainSlow December 17, 2012

bill cosby

When someone gets roofied at a party then taken advantage of anally and vaginally.

Chic 1: Damn, I dont remember what happened last night.
Chic 2: You must have gotten bill cosby'ed last night.

by davethestick August 7, 2015