cornfusion

The state of mind of older male, backwoods people, caused by years of drinking home brew corn whiskey.

Old man Tator seems to be in a constant state of cornfusion after continually drinking some of the best home brew corn whiskey in the county for the last 30 years.

by Papajack January 5, 2015

cornfused

Confused; Noun; Infused with corn
or
Cornfused; Noun; a typo in texting

Dave- Yo, I'm so cornfused right now
John- Uh, Dave, is that a typo for 'confused' or are you actually infused with corn?
Dave- Egderp, that is a typo, for your information I am not infused with corn you asshole
John- Jeez Dave, no need to be so rude

by a homestuck nerd July 6, 2017

Cornfused

When you get questioned so much that you rethink your total education and realize that everything is wrong.

Are you cornfused?

im so cornfused!

by cornwellllllll December 15, 2017

Cornfused

When you have to shit so bad you cant think straight

Pepe had to shit so bad he was cornfused by the border patrol officer's questions

by Tommyxoverhung January 7, 2018

cornfused

When your brain is cloudy from the continuous consumption of corn infused American foods.

Rylan was cornfused as to why Darlene called him daddy, even though all Miller County knew they were related before marriage.

by Elios26400 May 18, 2018

coronus roulette

Tossing the salad of a person recently testing positive for covid-19. If 14 days pass and you don't have a fever, you win.

After learning Brad tested positive for Covid-19, Anjolina played coronus roulette. It's been 2 weeks since and she won!

by DHWIV April 3, 2020

Coronus

When you receive an unexpected item through the post due to the evolving COVID-19 pandemic. This could take the form of receiving an item intended for another or receiving an item you ordered twice.

That's a nice jumper, lid. Where d'you get that?

Got delivered to ours la, I didn't order it, think it was meant for someone else...

That's a bonus, mate.

A FUCKEN Coronus, lad.

by Bayesoir August 9, 2020