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Cocomelon

A child's favorite show. It brainwashes or turns all people 7+ to mush, or pushes them to insanity. It is unbearable and kills adult's brain cells one, by one.
"Oh fudge, that kid is playing Cocomelon! RUN BEFORE YOU GO INSANNNNNNNNE!"
by Spidey_Sences15 May 5, 2022
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Cocomelon Confederate

When a very young person, typically from the ages of 3-8, is exhibiting racism mannerism.
I just met a Cocomelon Confederate today, people are weird man.
by AirNomad October 19, 2022
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Cocomelon

Its a melon filled with cocoa trying to defeat Bhushan Kumar but here’s the thing he isnt a melon
Cocomelon is defeating pewdiepie HELP!!!!
by LEGALISE_PIRACY August 5, 2021
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Capcom

A company that focuses way too much on its fighting games.
Hey Capcom, I know Street Fighter and <insert company here> vs. Capcom games are very popular and they're the reason why you have a massive fanbase, but how about making a sequel to 1944: The Loop Master?
by dj gs68 January 17, 2004
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Doing the Cocomo

phrase. Infinitive: To cocomo, Past: Cocomo'ed

To perform oral sex on a female who is menstruating with a tampon by focusing exclusively on the clitoris.

A cleaned up up version of the red beard

The Key: "It's actually not really gross at all.

Now, you obviously can't get into it like you would normally, but you can still get her off just fine."

As defined by the citizens of the best LSU website, Tigerdroppings.
Big Syl was wearing a tampon, but he still managed to get her off by DOING THE COCOMO.
by Karmapolice April 3, 2007
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cocomo

1) COnstructive COst MOdel
2) The finest creation of USC
3) The biggest waste of time and most useless piece of software
4) The most screwed up class at USC teaches how to use Cocomo and how it works
5) An island off the Florida keys
6) Home of the University of Indiana
7) A place where I want to retire to.
8) Land of beautiful palm trees and gorgeous babes.
9) Paradise on earth, why would I live anywhere else
10) One of the few words with so many diverse and different definitions
That's where we wanna go, way down to Cocomo.
by ace April 9, 2004
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Capcom whore

Any gamer who plays games developed by capcom that stands by and defends the company even when they are obviously wrong. Essentially riding capcom's nuts and taking what ever they dish out like a whore.
Ken: what the heck that's an infinite, Capcom said there would be no more infinites in marvel vs capcom 3.

Dan: you don't like it don't play they game.

Ken: they lied I thought they fixed that.

Dan: They can do whatever they want its their game so who cares what if they lie as long as you buy it.

Ken: you are such a Capcom whore
by Black Plague (P.o.B87) April 29, 2011
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