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Cool Kid Alert

When someone has alcohol or drugs at a party and decides to take a picture and post it on their social media to look cool.
Person 1: “Omg look what Brittany posted on her story. She’s drinking underage!”
Person 2: *rolls eyes* “Cool kid alert 🚨”
by Dom Toliver August 9, 2020
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Cool kid Walter

Cool kid Walter is an especially cool kid character found in outdated geography textbooks. Walter is usually found in some cool lid shades and his edgy Walkman.
Teacher- “open your books to page 34”

Students- *go wild because they see cool kid Walter*
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Cool kid marissa

she plays minecraft and constantly plays bedwars has a cool kid club with just her and this other girl she constantky wants to blow up people's moms and says your mom at the worst times during a conversation.
there is none for Cool kid marissa
by thesecondandonly March 13, 2021
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Cool kid brien

a cool kid brien by the name of brien. best member of the logic trash channel and very nice.
cool kid brien is the best member of the logic trash channel
by yacob k July 31, 2022
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Cool kid Millea

Cool kid Millea is a very famous rapper who also goes by the name, “the better Millea”.
Cool Kid Millea likes to play Fortnite.
by Calex123 June 21, 2023
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wow, cool kid

Some douchebag or dumbass attempts or accomplish such a "cool move" action to show off or show the skills they've gain from their whole miserable life.

To speak this sentence, the comma acts as a pause between the word 'wow' and 'cool'.
Jack just did a three-pointer 3 times in a row! Wow, cool kid.

Jerry mimics an NPC walk. Wow, cool kid.

She said a bad word. Wow, cool kid.

This kid just called me a nigga. Wow, cool kid.

He just told me he lost his virginity. Wow, cool kid.
by Garrystan March 26, 2018
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Grumpy Cool Kid

A sexy motherfucker that breaks people's hearts with a single look However he has the sex game of a two year old and is mentally ill. Excessively yells when he is interrupted but consistently finds a way to interrupt others while pounding the microphone with the air coming out of his pharynx. Blurts out and does whatever he wants.
Why are you so shit at the game and acting like a "grumpy cool kid"

Fuck you, You are acting like a grumpy cool kid!

Why do you always act like a grumpy cool kid?

Stop playing destiny you grumpy cool kid!
by Nedia The Gumpy May 1, 2021
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