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cuntholed

A problem or situation caused by a female in which you are detrimentally effected.
Being betrayed by a female
Example #1

Matt: "Have You seen Jessica, she owes me fifty dollars"

Chris: "Dude you're not gonna see that money, you got cuntholed"

Example #2

Inmate 1: "What you in for dog?"

Inmate 2: " Domestic violence, but yo I didn't even touch her bro"

Inmate 1: " Damn brotha, you got cuntholed"

Inmate 2: "Tell me about it"

Example #3

"I've been cuntholed so many times its hard for me to trust woman anymore"

Example #4

"My aunt called the cops on me and now I'm a felon. That bitch cuntholed me!"
by King Richard Face September 21, 2013
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controler

A person who on first impression judges people, and is not open. Usually this person is a man child.

Someone: hey how's it going?

You: just stare cause u've worked with a bunch of jerk like peeps, so ur sooo burntout, now the controler thinks ur retarded.
by a fish girl October 3, 2013
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Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
by png.mp3 May 30, 2018
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contomed

To reject, not allow
The father contomed his son from going to the party because there was no supervision.
by Scerp January 3, 2019
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Confoosed

''confoosed'' is used when we are deeply puzzled at a certain thing. It may seem the same as confused, but its not. ''Confoosed'' can also mean that you are intimately disoriented.
brooke:''hi, i am you ex mothers grand mothers step brothers ex daughter in law''
brandon:''im so confoosed''
by Alphakingbody November 18, 2021
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Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022
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costobled

Slang in japan when you or someone are/is violently beaten, this can also imply being mugged with violent outcome.
Dave: How did Japan go?
Craig: It was awful, the monster costobled my beggy Jesus
by VillageIbiot March 8, 2023
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