Earwax Consumer

A nasty head-ass nigga who eats fucking earwax because they don't give a fuck about life anymore

Yaphet: "Help me, I'm an earwax consumer, it's true"
Priest Dave (the slave): "I pray for your soul"

by SexyAnimeGirlAnalPenetration69 January 18, 2020

Boomer Consumer

The proper way to say the corona virus.

Ha that's killing only boomers. It's a boomer consumer.

by Helpmydyingsoul March 23, 2020

the consumer nextbot

a gmod nextbot that is eating a hotdog but it looks like a hotdog itself

guy: im gonna spawn the consumer nextbot in gmod

by crispylizard243904 June 3, 2022

waifu consumer

Will repeatedly send anime on a discord server and when asked to stop he just says give me the hentai master rank.
Well... He achieved it but at what cost...

waifu consumer sent new waifu material did you check it out?
oh shit lemme check it *completely skips it all cause hes a normie* yeah man good stuff
oh stfu cunt you didnt read shit

by altum accountum August 26, 2020

Oxygen Consumer

Oxygen Consumer is a person that only speaks facts (aka the truth dumbass)
He can never miss and has great taste in anything possible
All the bitches want him but he is attracted to femboys just like a sigma male would do

Yo have u seen oxygen consumer?
Yeah bro he only speaks fax

by RandomGuyFrom7days February 23, 2022

uncultured consumer

Male or Female not of Montana origin who might refer to lawn mowers as “ tractors”

John Whitney is an uncultured consumer.

by sassySIL June 14, 2022

salt consumer

He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.

Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"

by blockpixelz June 20, 2022