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Douchebag Constant

1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of douchebags in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.
Time to call-out = Douchebag Constant * (time / douchebags); tc = DBC(t / d)
by Andrew Badera December 12, 2010
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Roth's natural constant

Roth's natural constant by M. Roth (*2003) is defined as b=0 as an assumption for every too complicated mathematical equation with parameter determination.
Find the coordinates of P (a+1|1-2a|2a) which has the distance d=3 from the plane A: 4x-4y-2z=2.

Answer: a=b=0 because you have no idea what belongs in there so you use Roth's natural constant for a.
by fml_whatidohere January 10, 2022
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Constantin

My North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk my song.
I love Constantin.
by helena September 12, 2003
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Constantine

Woah. You know Constantine G? No way.
by Dean February 16, 2005
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Coochie Consultation

To set an appointment to have sex with a woman. Much like a dick appointment, but is used by males and lesbians, used only to fuck with no feelings.
Bro, I gotta go! I have a coochie consultation 🍑
by Lilbrowngirl420 May 12, 2020
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Wadsworth Constant

The Wadsworth constant, first postulated by Redditor Wadsworth, states that one can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content.

The constant itself is indicated by the lower case Greek letter Xi (ξ).
By applying the Wadsworth Constant to the above text, we find that it is shortened to a much more readable version.

"One can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content."
by IamIvan October 2, 2011
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Higginbotham's Constant

Higginbotham's Constant (denoted as lower-case 'h') is a mathematical constant which represents the total sum of all practical intelligence on any given planet.

The implication is that the higher the population of sentient beings on the planet, the lower the average intelligence will be among any large sample set. This does not preclude beings of higher intellect, but it requires that on average, there is one person as far below average as the former being is above average.
Person 1: "Why does it seem like the people staffing the company helpdesk get dumber every day?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham's Constant in action, my friend..."

Person 1: "I was on jury duty the other day. Have you seen what the trash of society wears into a courtroom? How has society lost so much respect for anyone and anything else in just a few decades?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham strikes again..."
by ComputerKurt May 18, 2010
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