E-Coli conservatism

political belief in cutting government costs even if such cuts result in devastating harm.

We have E-Coli conservatism to thank for lead in children's toys, unsafe non-prescription drugs, and dangerous spinach.

by Una Malachica January 12, 2009

Conservative Hippy

Fiscally Conservative with a Socially liberal point of view.

-The belief for smaller government.
-Let idiots be idiots/ you can't fix stupid.

-Support Free trade, deregulation of the economy, reduction of -government spending and deficit, etc.

The in-between: -Make Marijuana legal, but tax the shit out of it.

Hippy side: Supports local and seasonal products, vegans, vegetarians, organic items, gay marriage, looks for peace, and to be the change they wish to see in the world.

A Conservative Hippy is one who isn't fully conservative or liberal. Someone who believes in the greater good of society and quality of life, but with the freedom of each individuals own choice, not the governments. Open minded to all cultures, sexual orientation, race, and creed.

by wildchild413 April 25, 2012

Fox News conservative

also, Fox News Republican. A hard-line, ultra-conservative with absolutely no left-wing or liberal tendencies. Fox News conservatives will never vote for a Democrat, regardless of the issues or the candidate.

Danny: Man, your dad voted for Pete Wilson even though he's pro-choice. I didn't see that coming.

Chris: My dad ALWAYS votes republican. He's a Fox News conservative.

by J Keaton January 19, 2009

CNN conservative

Opposite of a Fox News liberal. Analyst or pundit labeled as "conservative" or Republican by CNN themselves. Meant to show balance of opinion. These talking head do not show the slightest deviation in opinion from their liberal counterparts who also always agree with each other. These "conservatives" agree to anything the host will say. CNN round tables consist of three or more people agreeing, during election nights as many as ten or twelve.

The so-called CNN conservatives are agreeing Al Sharpton or Nancy Pelosi again.

David Gergen agreed with Anderson for 800th time in a row that these Republicans are simply wrong and Obama was brilliant again. He's a CNN conservative.

David Brooks smiled when Piers called him conservative. He went on to praise Barack Obama, Pelosi and ripped every Republican running for office. He said we must support Obama policies. Must be a CNN conservative.

by eldridge cleaver January 1, 2012

Conservapedia

An instant fail if you use it to help you with your homework. I learnt this the hard way, and when I used it for my 5th class (the equivalent of 5th grade for all those Americans reading this) project on space, I only passed because my dad said it was all bullshit.

Me: Hey dad, is it true Earth is 5,750 years old?
(Dad collapses and rolls around on the floor, laughing)
Dad: Where'd you learn that shite?
Me: Conservapedia!
(Dad drops to the floor again and rolls around laughing...again)

by driftking18594 October 3, 2009

conservathot

A Young Conservative or Republican woman who flaunts herself in a sexual/romantic manner to the lonely men of the right wing to gain popularity or positions. May go as far as to actually be sexually active with key individuals to gain prominence.

"Have you met that CR from Alabama?" "Yeah, she's a conservathot. She slept her way into that position."

by RightieTightie February 16, 2018

Conservapedia

A Wikipedia satire website that spoofs far-right Christian fundamentalism. It teasingly promotes Young Earth Creationism over evolution, jokingly labels atheism as an insidious evil infecting the world, and...wait, what? You gotta be kidding me - that site is SERIOUS?!? Good lord.

I used Conservapedia to help me write my book report, but my teacher told me I'm in third grade now, and should know better.

by voidsoul April 8, 2009