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Comusing

amalgam of confusing and amusing. so confusing it’s hilarious
work today was sooo comusing... did you hear the way Sandra was trying to explain it ?!?

i know, how embarrassing. i was laughing so hard it was so comusing
by scmat October 19, 2020
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confusins

someone who’s not fully intellectually there and gets confusins sometimes.
he’s confusins
by yousmelledlikebologna January 12, 2023
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Conjungle your crotch

The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.
"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."
by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023
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Conjungulitus

The feeling that someway, somehow, a duck is watching you.
I always get conjungulitus when I play mini golf.
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mind consuming

Always thinking about someone/thing
Thoughts about my boyfriend are so mind consuming
by Gooniesssssss September 23, 2016
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confusing

"braddison is the definition of confusing wdym"- Bryce Hall
by brodison October 28, 2020
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Kick a racially confusing person day

October 19 is kick a racially confusing person day. If you cannot tell what race someone is, you may kick them on this day.
Person 1: hey, what race is that guy?
Person 2: I don’t know, but it’s Kick a racially confusing person day, so let’s go kick him!
by xbossman04 April 26, 2020
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