Congratulations

word used before ur owned or ur momma is owned

CONGRATULATIONS!
(powder in face)

by owner September 6, 2003

conblabulate

Have a long, pointless conversation.

See also: confabulate.

Kris and David conblabulated in the break room for about an hour. I don't even know why they pay those two.

by C. S. July 6, 2005

contabulated

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

by sharw135 April 30, 2011

congradulations

"Congratulations", in a sarcastic overtone.

CongraDulations on your new minimum wage job.

by Joe Cocker March 10, 2004

congradulate

To give praise for ones accomplishments only after said person paid way too much for a college edumacation.

Eric paid a lot of money for college, finally got a job and asked people to congradulate him.

by Crazymikie July 28, 2008

congratulate

To give a blowjob

Hey bitch come congratulate me

by saajdfjhgh December 16, 2013

congratulatoryations

A congratulations so extreme that you have to congratulate with the most extreme congratulations; a word for only those who think they are the most grammatically elitist man in the United States

Really! Wow! Congratulatoryations!

by Crab Cake 3 November 23, 2017