spider cones 

the act of smoking pot without sharing it with, friends, housemates, co-workers etc. An act of deception

Why was Ed sneaking out of the party?
He was sneaking out to have spider cones in his car

spider cones by splatterslatz June 18, 2007

Road Cones 

Road Cones is when a women has enormously large breasts and they are shaped in the form of traffic cones. The term is derived or found when a male or group of males walks down a street, hallway, etc. and they see a women who is gifted with the present of "Road Cones" They stop in their tracks as if they have just walked about a construction site.

Causes>>>

1) May be due to a wrong shaped bra.

2) Spending too much time in the geometry class room.

3) Losing a fight with the household cleaning appliance........ "THE VACCUM!!"

Dude check out the Road Cones on that Lady. I would love to enter in on her construction site.

Road Cones by checkitOUT20 August 3, 2009

mobile cones 

Smoking bongs in a moving vehicle. Can also be extended to driving to a carpark/spot and smoking in the parked car.

Stoner: "Smoking here at my house is getting boring, lets go for some mobile cones."

mobile cones by Diego November 13, 2003

king cones castle 

The best ice cream stand in the world. Gives you lots of ice cream for your money!!

"hey, i only have $1.50 on me, where should we go?"
"lets go to king cones castle! that will get you a childs hard!!"
"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
"heck yeah!!"
"LETS DO IT!!!"

king cones castle by shlluver February 3, 2008

doogie cones 

soft serve ice cream cones from mcdonalds (aka mcdoogies)

ill have three doogie cones with my large fry

doogie cones by Jeff Nevitt January 6, 2010

The Cones Prayer 

Our Cone which art in the chamber
hallowed be thy cone
thy chamber of secrets come;
thy secrets will be done,
in the cone as it is said in Mcnaughton.
Give us this day our daily meeting.
And let no one trespass,
and forgive no one that trespass against the cone.
And lead us not into temptation

to let in outsiders
For thine is the chamber of secrets,
the power, and the glory of the great cone,
for ever and ever.
Praise be to Cone.

*mutters The Cones Prayer*

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Pbtc

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The Cones Prayer by The Cone November 24, 2010

Josh Cones 

Large cock, very shakeable

Wow, look at that trick.. definitely a Josh Cones

Josh Cones by Josh-Jones Payne September 28, 2011