colchester academy

A shit school that fails to educate people and every body there are pricks who think there solid. The teachers are cunts and there’s a famous mr chellakooty. SHIT SCHOOL!!!!

“Ugh look, it’s colchester academy. You wouldn’t wanna go there”

by Betty-Boo boo March 2, 2020

Andrew Brydon Conception

The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.

Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*

by Kylie Whitaker May 18, 2008

Conceitisism

The practice of being conceited. This is also the practice of finding oneself so ridiculously good looking that you fall in love with yourself and no one else. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, cockiness, looking in the mirror excessively, talking about yourself constantly, bragging about your hair cut and man sweater, and last but not least, thinking highly of one's abilities.

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

-Derek Zoolander

**this would be considered conceitisism**

by matt williams (PV) March 15, 2011

Coachellousy

Noun: How you feel after you see all your friends posts from Coachella and realize that if you weren't so cheap you would be there too.

The wave of coachellousy came crashing down on me when every other post is of girls in bikini's rocking out to my favorite band at Coachella.

by Kapt'n and Kitty April 12, 2013

Conceited asshole

Someone who is strongly proud of himself or his accomplishments.

Chris said that he could do 3 times more push ups than Ædôn could. So Ædôn called him a conceited asshole.

by T-bone 420 December 18, 2017

conceptualization

C++20 concepts enable complete conceptualization of the C++ language. No longer does your code have to actually do anything. Rather, it can conceptualize concepts into abstract templated classes purely for aesthetics with no functional value.

The conceptualization brought about by C++20 concepts demonstrates how C++ is becoming less of a "practical" language and more of a "toy" language. You literally spend most of your fucking time creating the most contrite complex way to represent an otherwise simple object using templates, enums, const, constexpr, and other stuff. It's fun and it gets you high, but you ultimately waste most of your time figuring out the most expressive possible way to write code and totally lose sight of the end goal of actually getting stuff done and making things happen.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Cliff Concept

When one person has to make a decision between two people in their life, and they are entered into a scenario which involves the given person holding onto those two important people...over the edge of a cliff.

The decision has to made hastily, either dropping one person and continue to survive with the other, or hang onto both of them, which eventually leads to everyones death.

Using the Cliff Concept in standard dialogue:

Jacob: "If you had both me and your philosophy teacher hanging off a cliff, and you could only save one person, who would it be?"

Sage: "Well, thats quite controversial and really hard to come to a decision...I'd have to save you though, Jacob, just because you're way hotter."

by Jaykub Floyd February 13, 2008