Cumputer

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

Computer Slut

A stupid slut whom usually stay up 24/7, who exposes her body on the net, on websites such as youtube, myspace, facebook, and twitter. This type of slut also engages in sexual activity with random men from these websites. She also enjoys intercourse thorugh the center of her anal region.

I met a girl on myspace and her name is Cynthia . What a Computer slut I thought to myself because she exposes her tits on myspace

by Craimerfuck December 25, 2009

Computer Club

First rule of computer club: Do not talk about computer club.

*absent chatter pertaining to computer club*

by Crackerjam May 1, 2010

School Computer

A device with low amounts of ram, that nobody likes, and was really cheap.

“Did you hear about the new phone coming out? I hear it’s a school computer!

by Pseudonym? More like Pooseudon December 24, 2019

cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

Computer Engineer

A college major that will make you hate your life, your friends, computers, electronics, and anything remotely enjoyable about your life. Mass consumption of alcohol in the 20 minutes of free time a week keeps you sane.

"Yo look at dude banging his head off the wall"
"Must be a computer engineer"

by LateNightEngineer April 14, 2010

School Computers

Giant overheating portals of fuckery, that you would think only exist in The Twilight Zone, that are kept hidden somewhere, within the swoltering hot magma chambers found somewhere in Mia Khalifa's asshole.

The entire school was evacuated when several of the School Computers spontaniously combusted.

by EnlightenedGenesis September 6, 2016