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Commercialmas

Commercialmas is the time of year immediatly after thanksgiving and just before December 31st. It was responsible for the death of Christmas.

During this time a clusterfuck of consumerism occurs throwing the masses into debt and millions trampled from the stamped of women running into the stores at 5am for the super-sale-of-the-year.
Atheist: Ugh. I just don't know what I'm going to do for Christmas this year...
Me: HA! You don't celebrate CHRISTmas. CHRISTmas is dead! You celebrate COMMERCIALmas
by GoodForNothing December 14, 2010
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plane camper

One who performs the deplorable act of sitting on a runway waiting for a aircraft to spawn in the game Battlefield 1942 and Desert Combat.
d00d1: hehe

teamplayer: d00d1! get teh fuck of da runway you plane camper, we need flags and your just sitting there!

d00d1: fuq j00!

teamplayer: OMG, Admin plz kick this littl cunt!
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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bathroom camper

A person who, for reasons yet unknown, will always spend no less than 30 minutes in the bathroom, no matter what they originally went in to do. You can always tell who's going camping in the shitter, as they will usually be carrying a "survival kit", which includes at least one of the following; a crossword book, a newspaper, a magazine, or in extreme cases, a sandwich.
If I'd have known that Jared was a bathroom camper, I would've tried to get first dibs on the thrown.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 12, 2010
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Boochie Chompers

People who chomp ten boochies in one month automatically earn this title; the most elite group of people to exist.
Brittany chomped ten boochies in one day, so she was a sure shot to become a new member of the boochie chompers.
by Jflynn1414 February 16, 2020
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Meagan Camper

Meagan Jane Camper is an American model born on May 2nd 1989 in Carrollton, Ohio. She is mostly known for dating Pete Wentz, from Fall Out Boy. She has modeled for several brands, including American Eagle and Urban Planet, back in 2010-2012. She is the mother of Saint Lazlo Wentz (6) and Marvel Jane Wentz (3). She also takes care of her step-son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz (12). She is an amazing person, with a good heart and personality. She also is insanely beautiful!
Meagan Camper is who I aspire to be in the future! I love her <3
by majuliabm May 30, 2021
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theory of comparative girls

When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.
"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"

"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
by warriorlax1220 November 6, 2011
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happy camper

A happy person. More often it seems to be used with "not" to describe unhappiness. It has been in usage for at least 10 years now, where or how it was originated is currently unknown.
"That man who just got rear ended in the car accident does not look like a happy camper!"
by BeckyJeanL October 7, 2005
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