ex-communicate

(verb) (action): to take your partner's mobile (cell-phone) and change a few of the digits on their ex's phone number.

Example 1: Katrina - "Ha! He won't be able to send her a text any more, I did an ex-communicate while he was in the shower."

Example 2:
Tash - "Hey, Deb, I just got a call from James - he's wondering why you won't answer your messages or calls"
Deb - "I haven't got any from him, what's he talking about?"
Tash - "He says he's been trying to get in touch with you for weeks - he wants to apologise"
Deb - "Hahaha, that insecure bitch Katrina must have done an ex-communicate!"

by UncoGirl July 10, 2006

failure to communicate

failure to communicate (n)

Attempting desperately to convey an idea or explain what the hell you're talking about, but to no avail; esp. prevalent between husbands and their wives, or any male and female.

husband: "But it's the Cowboys versus the Redskins Thanksgiving game!"
wife: "..."

This is a prime example of a failure to communicate; absolutely nothing was just conveyed.

by wakingpain October 28, 2006

Direct Esoteric Communication [DEC]

"Direct Esoteric Communication DEC" refers to communication at and between vibrational energy levels which ones brain cannot perceive, i.e., Esoteric levels: The MIND realm and the Spiritual realm. From the concept that Man consists of three simultaneously existing vibrational energy dimensions: The Spiritual dimension; The MIND dimension; And the physical dimension.

An example of "Direct Esoteric Communication DEC" is the subtle communication between a mother and her child. This communication involves the faculty of intuition, which is part of ones Spiritual dimension. Another example is the subtle and healing communication between a competent psychotherapist and his/her client/patient that utilizes what I refer to as "Empathetic Understanding" (one of several "virtues" the human being can obtain via completing Karma over many lifetimes).

by esodoc March 22, 2010

face-communicate

communicating to one another via the internet using facebook.

"Have you heard from them since we last face-communicated."

by Julie West March 13, 2009

netflix and communicate

Let's watch a movie while talking about how much we would rather be having sex

Me and Lexi had to Netflix and communicate because her parents came home early

by Kd35coker May 26, 2016

comusicate

talking people while listening to cd or mp3 player
3 ways, headphones on, off, or lopsided
great way to talk to people you hate

My parents cant stand it when i comusicate cause they hate music

by dhzdf30 October 2, 2005

communication vacation

Taking a break from most forms of communication to chill oneself out. Not using social networking sites, or constantly using their phone to call or text. Usually needed when someone becomes obsessed with the Internet and their phone.

"Mom, chill it with the Facebook status thing. You need a communication vacation.

by Zoey Tenaiy June 25, 2009