on command

Wanting To do something and doing it when you want to

I can sit on command

by Dexco January 15, 2018

Community Shield

An event in football (soccer) in the English Premier League where the teams who finished first and second respectively the year prior play each other for a trophy called the Community Shield. This normally takes place one week before the league itself starts.

Chelsea and Manchested United both finished in the top two again this season and will play each other for the community shield at Wembley Stadium tommorow.

by Pobecax August 9, 2009

Commuovere

“A heartwarming story that moved you to tears.”

Basically, any movie with a dog in it does this to me. If you want to experience Commuovere firsthand, watch Hachiko, a film based on a true story about a dog who waited for his owner at the train station every day – and did so for years after the owner died. (It's okay to cry right now.)

by Vabe Tellurion December 13, 2022

sexual communism

when a community evenly shares the sexual workload between one another.

many college dorms are believed to be hosts to sexual communism.

by jblxtra December 6, 2021

Combust

To get turned on or about to feel a certain emotion.

Maria: Jimin looks so hot I’m about to combust!
Anne: dang me too

by Mariethemaria May 29, 2019

Communifake

(v) Communifake: to pretend to call, text, IM, etc. on your phone but are really talking to no one.
(Usually used when alone or to avoid talking to people you see)

(n)Communifaker: Someone who does the above. See Communifake

"Since I was standing outside a McDonald's alone, I decided to communifake while waiting for Mary to pick me up."

by Brianna Leigh March 19, 2009

Best country community

The best country community is a large and active community of Instagram troll accounts that parody as countries, places and occasionally people, often with the intent to make fun of said country/place or to satirise nationalism from said country. A common recurrence of these accounts is to purposefully use the wrong flag/use similar, but different flag, as well as writing in broken English, usually using random letters and symbols as a replacement to the standard English alphabet in all caps

They are most commonly found in the comment sections of large Instagram mapping and politigram accounts. Usually spamming long winded, grammatically inconsistent, ramblings, usually with a great deal of emojis

The first recorded member of the best country community (and founder) was an account called “Ottokebab” which has since been removed from Instagram.

“I ÁM FRØM BËŠTȧT CØNTRĮ CÔMUNÏTŶ, GRÆTËÍ£T ÇÖMŪN1TŸ ØN ÏNŠTÀGÅŶ🇧🇲🇩🇿🇩🇿🇧🇩🇧🇧🇦🇱🇧🇾🇧🇲🇧🇿🇧🇹🇩🇿😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😌💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻😂😂💪🏻💪🏿💛💛💪🏿💛💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿BËŚT CÛLTÜRĘ‼️⛰⛰⛰⛰🛖🛖🛖🛖🛖⛰🛖🛖🛖BÉ$T CÏTÎĘS‼️🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇧🇦🇱🇧🇿🇧🇾🇧🇹🇧🇧💯💯💯🔅🔆〽️〽️💯🔆🔅〽️«
Best country community

by shogshid November 30, 2020