Genital Combustion

A rare sexually transmitted disease whose main symptom is the spontaneous combustion of one's genitals. In some cases, this can be more dangerous to those around one with Genital Combustion. For example, a woman with Genital Combustion may, in some cases, create a flamethrower with her vagina, injuring those nearby. A man with Genital Combustion will, in most cases, have his dick catch fire and in seconds be consumed by flames where he will then be sent to the underworld to await eternal punishment. There is no cure as of yet for Genital Combustion, but our nation's top minds are spending the taxpayer's money to find one. To avoid catching Genital Combustion, it is advised that you stay away from poorly cleaned genitalia. Also, if the genitals smell anything like roasted almonds, it is advised that sexual activity not be performed. For more information on Genital Combustion, light you genitals on fire and tell us how it feels.

Tiffany: I heard Stacy got Genital Combustion from Bob!
Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.

Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned down.
Tabitha: AWWWUGHH!!!!!
Suzy: Yea
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

spontanus combustion

its when your ass, spontaniously bursts into fire

Person 1: Oh no my ass just burst into fire for no reason at all.
Person 2:Why Thats Spontanus Combustion.

I Think I Just Spontanusly Combusted

by Tangavitch May 15, 2007

Anal Combustion

When a women shuves a buttery dildo into her anus, she contracts her but muscles so the the butter oozes out. This is tipicly stereotyped to fat or obese women. An extention of this is when the used butter is used on toast

Jenny was a fat bitch who liked to give herself anal combustion

by Imakeupstuff August 6, 2012

combustulation

to bust your top uncontrollably. to exert a substance from the body in a way that is out of control.
jiz

I have to warn you; I have strong combustulation problems.

by ashley mcd. March 31, 2004

combustible

Adj. A word meaning that shit is ill, hot, off the hook. Mostly used in refrence to that in according to something or someone that is about to explode in a possitive way.

That phat ass track is combustible!

The ass on that girl makes me want to combust all over her and her mom.

by DjDocNasty aka Battle Axe October 3, 2008

Combustanut

When you jack off so hard that your balls explode in flames

Jason: Did you hear about Matt?
Heather: No, what happened?
Jason: He jacked off to the point where here had a Combustanut

by 12PluckMyPubes34CloseTheDoor March 15, 2020

Combustulate

How you feel when you look at someone hot. You combust, but with a twist.

“Have you seen Kristen Stewart in that new movie? She makes me combustulate.”

by nils sedebego December 6, 2021