comb the toilet

Verb. To lick the butthole of a very hairy man in a clockwise direction.

Hey Sally, do you remember Greg? Boy, did I comb the toilet last night!

by Charlotte Purple February 25, 2017

latte comb

a fork used to make latte art

hey man that barista is using a latte comb on my coffee

by zitherhither December 07, 2013

red comb

You need a piece of booty immediately. When a rooster gets in heat his comb turns really red.

"Billys got a red comb I do believe. He's acting like a cat on a hot tin roof!"

by nancerella August 27, 2017

Combe walk

A walk of incite, anticipation or contemplation which happens over the distance of about 2 miles, at 2am in the morning.

"wow man, im really worried about what is going to happen tomorrow"
"no worries, we will go on a Combe walk to calm you down"

by PeterFan April 22, 2009

comb-over

Hairstyle sported by men who refuse to grow bald gracefully. Any remaining hair at the side of the head (sometimes also ear hair) is grown long and combed over the top of the head (see also egg in a nest).
Comb-overs are ill advised in strong winds and any situation in which you would like to be taken seriously.

Look at that slaphead with the comb-over!

by menfromearth December 25, 2003

Flossing the comb

Giving oral to a chick (or dude, if you swing that way...) who is hairy like a beast.

23:59 <Dr_Hero> I can't believe I'm flossing my comb

by Stampy June 04, 2004

comb-over

What middle-aged men that are going bald do to "camoflauge" their big gaping bald spot. Not very sucsessful

Why do people think comb-overs make them look less bald?

by Liz December 25, 2003