Colonel Dijon 

A proud, well dressed member of an elite French military unit, who favors fine wine over bullets, and sit down dinners over skirmishes.

The troops of Colonel Dijon, dressed to the nines, enjoyed a magnificent meal, while the horsemen of General Kazoo slept in the rain, gnawing at melvins which grew on the river bank.

Colonel Dijon by chasethedoor January 22, 2014

colonel pubice

The strong upstanding pube left in the urinal in the gents.

"Ef me colonel pubice is on patrol again"

after leaving the toilet

colonel pubice by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017

Colonel Lingus 

N. A man who hides and constructs his work down in a bush or low brush. His work is tedious and usually unsanitary by means of odor. He lifts his head every so often to look for a satisfactory facial expression from his client and or onlookers.

Shhh, Colonel Lingus is deep in his work!

Colonel Lingus by L. Gooney January 18, 2006

Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC

Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.

Colonel Sanders by Miguel Sanchez July 6, 2003

colonel sander's surprise 

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"

Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!

colonel sander's surprise by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009

Colonel Stinkfinger 

A nickname given to an individual after they perform sexual acts on a female partner.

Fred got Sarah drunk last night, and took her to bed. Now, Colonel Stinkfinger has a stinky finger.

Colonel Stinkfinger by ferg-o-mite February 22, 2010

Colonel Cram 

The act in which a male or female makes a fist and shoves it
up there partners ass. Called a colonel cram because you are cramming a fist up someones ass, and often the partner is inclined to scream "COLONEL" when the act is being performed on them

Sam gave me a colonel cram last night, and man I screamed "COLONEL" so loud it was amazing

Colonel Cram by Preston dude December 7, 2006