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collie weed

raymond smoked collie weed on his wedding night - he got high as shit
by mary jane lucifer August 30, 2008
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Large Hadron Collider

They're firing up the Large Hadron Collider today! Gonna smash some particles!

Oh shi-
by brapitan October 26, 2008
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Collier's Disease

When someone slowly digresses from having a fluent social life to having hardly no social life at all. This often occurs when someone gets a full time job (transportation company and/or police) and does not have time to attend these social functions due to untimely shift hours. Subject spends most nights at work while spending most of his free time stalking girls on facebook or myspace. Last known case was out of Salem, MA in 2008.
"I think my roommate has Collier's disease. He worked 48 hours this week and spent his only night off stalking single girls on facebook"

"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"
by Kris Hansen August 1, 2008
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Combing the Collie

What older ladies do to their overgrown greying pubic hair in readiness for sexual encounters.
Liz Jones spent some time Combing the Collie prior to hooking up with the Rock Star, having failed to be able to find a local waxing parlour, and not having had intercourse for three years
by Crystal_M August 15, 2010
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Collierism

The belief that life is meaningless and reality is not real, It is worshiped by the Colliers and is mostly practiced as a cult, They sacrifice hot school girls and burn them alive while chanting "Fuck me Daddy" Over and over.
I have been practicing collierism recently, So far I like it!
by Aninowsky December 8, 2019
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penis colliding

When a guy’s dick is touching a girls strap on
Timmy just got done penis colliding with Lexy
by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018
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after we collided

SoMetHinG mY beSt FriEnD WOn’T ShuT Up abOuT!
I Frickin LOVE after we collided!
by Future actress November 21, 2020
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