Colfergasm

An orgasm from Chris Colfer because of how hot and amazing and sexy he is.

Chris Colfer: *Does single ladies dance*
Person: Wow... I just had a Colfergasm

by KlainesBowties August 9, 2012

coifed

Failing to accomplish basic tasks extremely quickly. Such as dying instantly in a video game or losing a game at round 1.

The moment we started he just went and coifed immediately.

by tahity December 23, 2019

The coils

The part of a vape pen that heats up the cart. When a cart is almost empty, the remaining oil gets heated more and is thus harsher tasting, also giving a stronger high.

Friend: Bro can I rip your cart?

Me: Yeah sure, but it’s at the coils

Friend: Fuck yeah gimme that shit

by Hey guys... ummm August 17, 2019

chris colfer

an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

i love chris colfer so much

by klainerxo September 18, 2011

coolface

The facial expression one makes to silently assert one's innocence under the scrutinous eye of an authority figure, typically involing squinted eyes and a large. toothy grin.

Not to be confused with the trollface.

Troll2: "Oh shit, it's the cops! Put on your coolface!"

Troll1: *rolls down window*

Cop: "Son, do you know how f-"

Troll1: *coolface* "Problem, officer?"

Troll1: *coolface*

Troll1: *coolface*

Cop: Get the fuck out of here.

by Krasnak December 28, 2010

Coon Coils

an offencive name given to a type of clothing worn on the lower limbs of various black people, in other words, sweat pants.

Billam: Whats that black man wearing on his legs?

Jord: ....... Coon Coils

by WithHisDick May 26, 2010

coalflake

The opposite of a liberal "snowflake" meant to describe a conservative republican, ESPECIALLY a Trump supporter.
Snowflake being the pure, beautiful visions of the Left, compared to the COALFLAKE which is something dirty, worthless and outdated.

Awww, Trump is considered the stupidest man alive? Poor little COALFLAKE, even when you win you're still a loser!

by Dave the Dark God May 21, 2017