Coffee 

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

Coffee by Equal crack May 20, 2016

Coffee 

An excellent drink for late night runs to a diner. However the drink can easily be destroyed and made into bath water by adding too many creamers. Also some people express there love of coffee in different ways.

Lindsey: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!

Coffee by molemon December 17, 2008

Coffee 

Really just a synonym for "meeting at Starbucks or some other place that sells coffee and other assorted drinks and treats to have a conversation."

Would you like to go to coffee with me?

Our first date was coffee.

We had coffee last night.

Coffee by Marximus February 8, 2009

Coffee 

The only reason I am awake right now

(Kevin)- "Dude are you on coke? You've been up for 3 days straight"
(Me)- *Looks over with bloodshot eyes, kind of like Squidward in that episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Squidward wakes up to find Spongebob in bed with him after getting him a glass of water half asleep* "Nah I ran out yesterday, its just coffee"

Coffee by The Real Tomato Sauce Kidguy October 4, 2014

Coffee 

It's like batteries, but for people.

Everyone shall die if I don't get my coffee soon

Coffee by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016

coffee 

No definition here, Just what you need to do...
Leave me alone to drink my coffee in peace.

need coffee, coffee good.

coffee by Minicoopstar11 August 7, 2016

Coffee 

A caffeinated drink that comes in many varieties. It is usually quite bitter. E.g. Latte, Cappuccino, Mocha
Coffee shops are everywhere and you can pop in to get a nice drink. It is usually made with beans or granules and hot water. Coffee is drank all over the world.

I need COFFEE I'm so tired!
OOH there's a coffee shop over there! Fancy a cuppa?

Coffee by M-L December 13, 2016