Coffey

A random thing on the Internet that likes math and dislikes central Asians.

"Don't be a Coffey, it causes lung cancer."

by C0ffey April 6, 2023

Coffagy

The way a woman acts, reacts and behaves in the morning before her first cup of coffee.

Dam bro, your girl is real coffagy in the mornings!

by Mjf420 November 6, 2023

Tom Coffey

An innocent man sentenced to death in Stephen King's novel the Green Mile. He is a miracle of God and is known for his overwhelming kindness and ability to heal the sick.

Kaila: "Did you hear what happened to Tom Coffey in the Green Mile?"

Christian: "Yeah, it was the only time I've ever cried while watching a movie. He was a miracle of God."

by They Kill 'em with their Love February 24, 2012

Morgan Coffey

Will always fall in love with a girl called meave

Meave gw Morgan Coffey

by Athlone_Shifts February 23, 2019

Kevin Coffey

Sophisticated assholes who like licking asses

Yo mom is a Kevin Coffey

by Isjsjdjejjeje August 24, 2019

Kylee Coffey

Most likely to have a Louis Partridge obsession or any obsession with British men

You are being a Kylee Coffey today

by kyleeeeeeeeeeeee February 20, 2021

Mr.Coffey

An amazing and funny teacher that's just laid back and allows you to have fun whilst learning. Also hates the smell of the fridge and loves to make jokes with the students

Oh you have Mr.Coffey? Lucky I wish I had him!

by Just a gay guy no homo July 31, 2022