Vigorous masturbation while standing hunched over - to the point of looking like a primate angrily trying to break open some coconuts.
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When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.
Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?
Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.
Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
Aaron: Thanks.
Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.
Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
Aaron: Thanks.
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The act of expectorating recently ejaculated semen into the face of the jizzum donor. The expectorate must be expelled in such a manner so as to be well distributed over the recipient's visage, so as to simulate or suggest the shrapnel damage that so often accompanies concussive chemical experiences. Note that a primary blast area or concentration of impact is not uncommon.
The act of expectorating recently ejaculated semen into the face of the jizzum donor. The expectorate must be expelled in such a manner so as to be well distributed over the recipient's visage, so as to simulate or suggest the shrapnel damage that so often accompanies concussive chemical experiences. Note that a primary blast area or concentration of impact is not uncommon.
After examining the splatter pattern on Chief's face and the manner in which it had stubbornly adhered to his facial hair, Penny suspected M.A.D. involvement, the coconut explosion being one of their trademark forms of sabotage.
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