Coconut Doughnut

Facial hair that circles the mouth and goes down to the chin. It is used to pleasure a male during oral sex. Also known as a goatee.

Jerry has the sexiest coconut doughnut and knows to use it.

by Lean Gus August 2, 2011

Coconut challenge

A fucking stupid challenge where a girl sits on a penis and tries to draw “coconut” with her hips.

Guy: Hey baby, wanna do the coconut challenge?

Girl: Bitch, hell no.

by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 31, 2019

Coconut Mall

U JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH UR FRIENDS TO TOTALLY COCONUT MALL THEM. TU TU TUT UTUTU

Person1: Hey look at this video!
Person2: What is this?
Person1: U JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

by DEUNNIS February 3, 2021

coconut swirl

when your fucking a girl up the ass in a massage chair and right before you jizz you pull your cock out of the girl and as you vibrate you jizz on her asshole. thus creating a coconut swirl.

i coconut swirled your mom last night

by dick shitting nigger twist July 1, 2009

coconut

Racial term used in Australia and New Zealand to describe someone from the Pacific Islands (mainly Tonga and Samoa). Can sometimes be synonymous with Fob.

Sione is a coconut

by EarlDog November 21, 2018

cocknockled

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005

coconut

n. a person who is tan on the outside (mexican, indian, philipino) and white on the inside

Jenny is a coconut

by Ruby March 3, 2003