Copulation Imperative

The reason for being if you are a male.
Common evolution theory states that the man's instinct to copulate overrides all but the most basic functions of survival. If you’ve ever been a member of a fraternity you understand.

by JohnnySix January 27, 2003

cockulator

A swift swash with a calculor to the cock.
The male version of the bonchulator

That bitch done dropped me to the floor with that crochulator.

by Krispy February 27, 2004

congulation

"Congratulations" but spelled better. It turns out I have been spelling it this way for my entire life. But I can't admit to my own mistakes, so IT'S A WORD NOW OKAY

Congulations, you just got your christmas present!

by EnderallyGolem December 22, 2022

coagulation

The act of getting a notoriously big dick. Not for the faint of heart. Most commonly performed by ninjas and physicists.

If coagulation lasts longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately.

by NotoriousE.D. December 9, 2007

Cuckulation

The act of being cucked.

Your boyfriend is not ready to handle this amount of cuckulation.

by Gansta groove spaghetti slam March 12, 2019

crackulations

Noun

1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.

"By my crackulations, you OWE ME three dollars and a newport."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Cockulatory Location

Similar to echolocation, except it only works for the blood pulsing through a dick.

I can see your dick throbbling under the table, I'm using cockulatory location.

by ItchyBaboon May 5, 2018