cockswab

When youve just spunked yer load and need to wipe of excess off your bell end

Bill...last night i spunked my load .bob....what did you use for as a cockswab? Bill.....I used the pillowcase

by rottencock March 16, 2015

cocksman

A man who thinks with his dick first, and his head second.

Why are you surprised that all I think about is sex? I'm not going to apologize. I'm a cocksman!

by morpheus30 July 16, 2010

cockshiner

The result of banging just that little bit too hard.

Alex "What's that mark?"
Devlin "I got myself a right good cockshiner. I guess my missus is stronger than she looks."

by Amy 'i like puzzles' September 4, 2005

COCKSANDWICH

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.

Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.

by FLACE February 24, 2010

cocksman's lament

whole lot of labor and frustration for a teaspoon of funk!!

cleaning himself up, jack was doing the cocksman's lament

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

pubnico cockswallow

when you suck so bad at golf you have to offer your girl to felate the the winning team

we better pick our game up or we will have to offer the pubnico cockswallow.

by Shatfinger July 4, 2008

Die Cockstand

verb To die while in the midst of such a great flurry of activity that one's erection remains after death. Commonly used to describe busy activity.

Sergeant: "If you screw up again, I will make sure you do so many push ups that you die cockstand!"

by sergeant iron May 19, 2010