cockstand

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.

During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).

by Lorindel February 6, 2010

cocksmacked

the opposite of pussywhipped.

damn it ed,everytime you even ask to go to the store she bitches for the rest of the day. you need to take your balls back and cocksmack that bitch and let her know shes not special. just look at matt, now his woman is cocksmacked, you dont see him asking permission.

by runn141 May 17, 2009

CockMangler

A person who completely destroys a penis. This person is an evil sexmachine and usually a femdom.

The Femdom master was also a cockmangler, destroying her sex partners penis.

by Conor(C-Money) July 11, 2006

Cocksmash

When a male repeatedly thrusts his package vigorously against a person of the opposite sex, in a dry hump fashion. Most incidences are often seen in night clubs involving alcohol consumption.

WARNING: May cause member of the opposite sex (the cocksmashee) to gain whiplash.

Wow, I was trying to "swing my hair back and forth" but that guy kept cocksmashing me, RUDE!

by cocksmash2010 December 30, 2010

cocksmenship

The art of laying cock to a woman. When a man is truly proud of how well he fucks and with good reason. He takes pride in fucking and pleasing a woman. Not a minuteman.

Brad has great cocksmenship and can go all night. I have never gotten off so much.

by BsfcBdc August 2, 2011

Cocksmacking

Cocksmacking is another word to mean gay sex.

Jerry is probably busy cocksmacking with some other guy.

by iminabox July 21, 2008

COCKSANDWICH

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.

Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.

by FLACE February 24, 2010