Jarvis Cocker 

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

Jarvis Cocker by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

The Cocker 

Two in the sack. One in the back.

Did you hear about the gay version of the shocker?
No!
Its called the Cocker!

The Cocker by Erik and Joel September 25, 2011

Belltit cocker 

a gay man who pretends to be heterosexual by having his penis massaged with a female's tits

''I think im gay'' Sorry ur gay? ''oh no actually im not i got a tit wank only the other day''...Yes you are you Belltit cocker!

Belltit cocker by lesley grantham February 13, 2010

mask cocker 

A person who doesn’t cover up their nose when they wear a face mask and leaves their nose hanging out. This defeats the purpose of wearing a mask.

Hey bro, quit being a mask cocker and cover up your nose!

mask cocker by Frisco Bella May 28, 2020

shirt cocker 

a guy at the Burning Man Festival who walks around with a shirt on and no pants, with genitalia exposed.

Dude, either put some pants on, or take your shirt off, you god-damned shirt cocker!

shirt cocker by chickenbacon October 11, 2007

cannon cocker 

Term used in the military for anyone that fires or mans any type of gun. This can be used for a tank gunner, artillery man, door gunner, deck gunner, etc.

Tell the cannon cockers to get there asses over to divvy hq.

cannon cocker by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

alter cocker 

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.

That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!

alter cocker by ken69 January 27, 2009