Cockbadger 

A swear word that comes from the south west of England, a cockbadger is a derogatory term for someone that derives sexual pleasure from masturbating to nature documentaries.

e.g

Lucy, don't be a cockbadger while my parents are here, you know they look down on it.

My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I was a cockbadger. What a bitch.

See also furry Squirrelsquisher Bunnybummer

Cockbadger by CockBadger69 May 23, 2016

Cockfoolery 

The fine art of being foolish with another cock on H1Z1.

Time to do some casual cockfoolery.

Cockfoolery by OGHairyGrandpa March 8, 2017

Cockmonger 

A promiscuous trader in cock, especially his own.

The carefree cockmonger sat legs apart on his beachchair watching the girls go past.

Cockmonger by Randy Lawford March 7, 2025

Cockbanger

To personally bang your own hand to physically pleasure yourself

What’s good twin I just got done doing a cockbanger

Cockbanger by Jiggatigga February 20, 2026