Boner Collision

A momentous occasion

Oh my God, I got an A on the test! Boner collision!

by GTS585 January 2, 2011

cocainine

A drug-sniffing dog used by police officers.

They raided our house and even brought in the cocainines! I'm glad I hid our stash into a jar of peanut butter.

by the only Chi on this website September 30, 2014

collision course

Quoteth I, "Jay-Z/Linkin Park...
I daresay Watson, is not it reminiscent of a nigga-cracka circus show?"

Wow, this shit is so retarded... no wonder only losers listen to this trash.

by Downhill Denial March 8, 2005

Verbal Collision

When you're twisted and inevitably are going to mess up any sort of conversation you have from then on in. Speak to people? I wouldn't, because you're going to disgrace yourself.

Anything cringeworthy and/or inappropriate said during a conversation whilst high/drunk/etc. Warning from a well-wishing friend: 'Beware the verbal collision - it might just happen...'

by tk1s big love April 12, 2011

collision course

Exactly what the title is trying to say to the target audience. A collision course that just happened to be one that most people had hoped never would have come. Possibly the worst blend of rock and rap since only one is truly accomplished well which is ironic because the more credible artist of the two that "blended" is Jay-Z.

MTV's Ultimate F*ck Ups first CD.

by Jenter-Senten January 18, 2005

rear collision whiplash

While getting a woman from behind with a pony tail, pulling the ponytail and thus her head back until ejaculation then abruptly letting go sending her head forward into a wall or headboard.

"dude, I have to go visit brittany in the hospital, I was nailin' her last night and I gave her a rear collision whiplash into the heard board, broke her nose, and gave her a concussion!!"

by Shawn Barth October 15, 2008

Cocaisionally

1. When one partakes in cocaine not regularly, but only on occasion.

2. A portmanteau of the words cocaine and occasionally.

Friend A: Hey man, you want some blow?
Friend B: No thanks bro, I only do it cocaisionally...

by Yummers123 July 17, 2024