A member of the Cobbler crime family of Cechnya, Gock Cobbler was the outcast of 3 sons. Trying to impress his father, head of the family, Gock took place in the Breslin school massacre. He then started running guns for the Chechnyan radicals. A Soviet agent was sent to kill him and did so with ease. This agent then took up the monacre of Gock Cobbler and stole his identity to gain more intel on the cobbler crime family. They were responsible for the murder of the agents son who was at Breslin School. At one point the agent ‘Gock Cobbler’ sodomized and murdered a Bosnian chicken farmer gaining the nick name ‘Cock Gobbler’.
by Eugene Kcrabsz July 31, 2019
Get the gock cobblermug. He was afraid to share his fetish for squatting cobbler despite watching Fifty Shades of Grey with his companion
by Saul Fan September 3, 2016
Get the Squatting cobblermug. by The New Blue Waffle Taco July 26, 2014
Get the Beef Cobblermug. The most venomous type of snake in the universe. The potency in a single drop of the venom has the power to decimate Jupiter 5 times (or half of your mother). The only thing that can kill this creature is a wild boar on copious amounts of French cocaine, or an extremely buttery corndog.
by Buck Jay June 21, 2021
Get the Bone Cobblermug. A sexual fetish, similar to sploshing/food sitting/cake farts, but specifically with the use of pies.
That dude's a squat cobbler... You know.. he gets off sitting on various pies. Boston cream, Dutch Apple, lemon meringue, if it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.
by mediaskate648 May 27, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. Bro-heim-instein, Laquisha was giving me such hella dome the other night, that I surprised her with a bit of a sloppy cobbler.
by Richard Chieze December 11, 2010
Get the sloppy cobblermug. A pristine and fragrant vagina that resembles a halved and pitted peach in its texture, taste and fragrance.
by Gunt January 5, 2003
Get the peach cobblermug.