cobwebbed cranium

Someone who hasn't used their brain in a long time, stupid.

A: I'm smarter than you
B: Nah, you have a cobwebbed cranium

by who_took_torpedo August 16, 2024

Cobwebby

Kate Brown's favorite word typically heard during sprint planning sessions

I know this seems straight forward but you have to be very thorough and think of all the scenarios because it can get very cobwebby.

by BlackPill Cindy January 4, 2024

cobwebbish

Older generation way of saying they feel off or just kinda absent minded.

Sonya said she felt cobwebbish today while at work. We all knew she felt off.

by Miss J-2 the D February 25, 2025

Louisiana Cobweb

The act of putting gum in your asshole and proceeding to have anal sex. Afterwards, the male chews the bubble gum out of the asshole and blows it until popped, making a gummy, bummy, cummy fiasco.

“Chet I pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom!”
“Dude I totally pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom too LLLL!”

by AspergerKing420 October 2, 2021

Shower cobweb

When you cum in the shower and it goes all stringy and clings to everything

I made some shower cobwebs

by Obmas the large April 28, 2023