clueless

a) not understanding, no clue
b) greatest chick flick ever made starring alicia silverstone

Like, D'oh, Im totally clueless when it comes to physics
watever! I just rented clueless

by Pheebs October 22, 2003

clue

A synonym for an erection.

"My clue was so huge, I almost spewed clue-goo all over Joe."

by Robert Dorn October 13, 2006

Clue

Something to look for in order to solve a mystery or puzzle of some sort.

During the scavenger hunt, Braydon found a clue on his gf's facebook page. He found it as a subtitle in one of her earlier profile pictures. This clue would help him solve the scavenger hunt mystery!

by Cootface April 17, 2012

Blues Clues

Like the show Blues Clues, you search for clues to sum up your overall answer. Blues Clues relationship-wise is when a female or male goes around searching for "clues" and asking others about their significant other cheating on them and flirting with other people and like the show, the clue is often right in their face which is the person doing the cheating and they already knew about it. No one has time to play Blues Clues especially with a dude name Steve

Girl: "Umm excuse me...but has my man been talking to you? He does this all the time with other females and tends to lead them on"
Me: "Girl, ain't no one has time to play Blues Clues with "your man." Him cheating on you is the obvious clue and the answer right in your face.

by Teelee2 March 12, 2017

dj clue

Some retard from mtv (that i think got fired recently) that ruins songs.

Yo Yo Yo this is Dj Clue aka Dessert Storm live from the 718
Kanye West wit da new college dropout cd. Cop dat join its hot. holla back

by dingle June 3, 2004

cluebait

Mostly used within support teams for UK ISPs to describe customer's who can't understand even the most basic instruction.

The opposite of Clueminatti

If clues were fish and you were a worm, you still couldn't catch one! You cluebait.

by Riocaz April 20, 2007

Cluefer

When you slap someone upside the head with the palm of your hand while simultaneously saying "Get a fucking clue you reTARD!"

Liz was being her normal clueless self so I cluefer'd her in the hopes that she would snap out of it.

by The Mongoloid October 16, 2010