closteron

Crowd of people in a small space that smells really bad.

Person1: There’s so many of us in this room.

Person2: A real closteron!

by Merthur4Life July 3, 2023

Cloutier

Cloutier is the type of wild creature you can find in a school. It loves sciences and loves to eat C6H12O6. This creature, when it is in the wild tends to react in an angry way but if it is tamed (keeping your mouth shut), it can be gentle. This creature is similar to a female science teacher.

Person 1: Is that your Cloutier? Why does it look so angry?

Person 2: *Sigh* I don't know man, its always like that...

by y=ax+b November 27, 2023

Closied

Someone of extreme intelligence and natural talent. Often a name, or a nickname.

Closied was world champion in several different sports.

by The Big Definition Man December 24, 2023

Closter

A upper-class town in Bergen County, New Jersey where all of the kids pretend to be ghetto/hood but still have their parents saved in the phone as “Mommy” and “Daddy”, then buy 7OH tablets from the convenience store on Oakland Avenue and overdose next to the Burger King, all whilst only being 11 years old.

“Yo that kid’s fuckin retarded…”
“Yeah I know, he grew up with parents making more than 400k yearly and still somehow is failing school?”
“Must be from Closter”

by Griffle8 March 30, 2026

Cloutie

(n.) Someone who lives for external validation rather than personal experience.

"The Cloutie, constantly posting their private life on social media, sadly, will never find true happiness."

by Cloutie Hater November 8, 2025

Cloutie

(n.) Someone who lives for external validation rather than personal experience.

"This Cloutie, constantly posting her private life on social media, sadly, will never find true happiness."

by Cloutie Hater November 8, 2025