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The pool is closed

a term that is often associated with the infamous Habbo raids by the 4chan website. they closed the pools due to Aids and Stingrays (some times StingrAIDS) that the pools contained
"dude, the inspectors are back at Habbo"
"Ig The pool is closed"
by The great panzer of the lake August 29, 2018
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Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2
by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020
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closed circle

meaning that the hooker you wanted to fuck is fucking someone else!!!
B.J.:weren't you going to the buss stop to get that hooker?
Dave:I was,but it was a closed circle deal.
B.J.:Too bad,man!!
by mwiz March 4, 2015
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closed loop relationship

An intimate relationship of common understanding and agreement among three individuals, usually where two persons are married or similarly bound; where individuals may be heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual; and, where all individuals remain faithful and exclusive to each other.
Unlike a ménage à trois, a closed loop relationship ("clr") is typically a long-term relationship that involves a third individual as a functioning, participating partner. Also unlike a ménage à trois, intimacy is not the sole motivation and serves as complement to the relationship. Individuals in a clr may live together, though this is not typical. At the fringes of a clr is the situation where one participant is a committed participant in another relationship, such as being married.
by thraipse July 23, 2010
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Closed relationship

A relationship where two people agree that they want to be together and are together already but not officially(with labels) and promise that they wont see other people. This is commonly promised during unofficial relationships.

More towards a promise for staying together in their relationship till the end.
Defined as a promise

Jacob: What are we then?
Jeelay: We're in a closed relationship, its the opposite of an open relationship
Jacob: Okay..promise?
Jeelay: Promise.
by Chiyen November 21, 2016
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king closer

A person that excels at sales and closing deals. To have superior ability to close someone "this term was coined for sales associates" To be able to control a conversation or phone call and get the end result accomplished. This term is given to the cream of the crop in sales and typically reffers to the best of the best in sales.
Example 1.) That Michael D. Jackson is sure a king closer, he called that Potential Customer and had his credit card # in 5 minutes.

Example 2.) Out of all of the Associates at AST, Mike jackson is a king among the closers for the company

Example 3.) The scent that is put off as Michael D Jackson chokes them with his huge closers brass balls.
by Beto Paredes May 20, 2008
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closerly

Even more closely. Closely is when you are close to someone or something. e.g. watching something closely or being closely related to somebody.
The cop monitored the gang hideout closely, but he was monitoring the crack den closerly.
by MichaelToTheJ May 10, 2008
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