Calories

Invisible food math

You: “Dude what are calories?”
Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”

by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023

Clorisse

A divine being, usually characterized by funny earrings. Aggressive and mean to anyone who stands in her way but also extremely hot. REALLY HOT. When you first meet her she might not seem like a very friendly person, because she's not but once you open up to her, she'll still be a bully, BUT if your name is Jamie she'll be very nice to you. NOTE: If your name is not Jamie STAY AWAY SHES MINE

Clorisse is my girlfriend😍😍😍😍😍

by anonymous November 21, 2023

calories

The energy that is in food or drinks.

"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 28, 2024

Empty Calories

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.

Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.

by Mike109999 March 21, 2022

High Caloriesha

An overweight woman who talks down to others because of her own insecurities.

You’re a high Caloriesha who hates men.

by The Queen Of Accountability March 31, 2025

High Caloriesha

A high-caloried female who consumes an ample amount of calories.

3 High Caloriesha’s were fighting at the mall.

by The Queen Of Accountability May 17, 2025