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Colomber

Originally "colombre," this is a creature none have much knowledge about. Will someone ever meet one and live to tell the tale? That is indeed the question surrounding this mythical beast. Appears in a short story by Dino Buzzati.
Guy#1: That colomber has been waiting for me for weeks. I don't know what to do about it.

Guy#2: What are you talking about? I don't see anything.

Guy#1: That's the problem.
by vanishmyst November 19, 2010
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curtain climber

How many curtain climbers you got in the house?
by Mike Chuich April 23, 2003
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climberfage

A self-deprecating, prematurely-balding bro' in his mid-twenties without a conceivably viable future ahead of him. The only venture he (somewhat) succeeds in, is climbing.

The climberfage is known to lock Cliffbars on his climbing hooks and buy season passes to the rec' center so he can climb the 20-foot artificial wall over, and over, and over, and over, and over.

If anyone is made fun of in the presence of the climberfage, he will be quick to remind everyone that the joke's on him.
"I'm still at the Santa Rosa JC, just sellin' Cliffbars at Jamba Juice, brah."

"LOL WHAT A CLIMBERFAGE""

"Twin Towers went down? Oh, man, the joke's on me! Wait, you say Jets lost to the Colts? That's a real good one! Joke's on me! I'm balding? Man, you got me good there! Oh, goodness gracious, bros, put that climbing zine down and throw that joke on me!"
by Axiomaticc January 24, 2010
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Clobber

Clothes, you wear your Clobber.
" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "
by John Gaskell March 6, 2004
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Social Climber

a person who finds the need to blow you off for a person of higher social status than you
RF: Yo we were supposed to go chill with this kid, but he blew us off for his better friends

MM: Yeah, hes a social climber
by Skoal September 29, 2005
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clumber

to be squished or walked into abruptly
"Hey jerk, watch where your fucking walking, you almost clumbered me"
by Dalice <3 December 9, 2008
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clumberbuster

this is when everything that can go wrong, does go wrong.
my interview was such a clumberbuster
by #catlover June 14, 2016
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