Cloak fetish

Having a sexual attraction to cloaks. Or when observing someone wearing a cloak in the wind. Can lead to beating your dick into various types of fabric that turn you on.

Damn that nigga over there looks like he has a crazy cloak fetish

by Cloak fucker May 3, 2019

Cloaked Meat

Cloaked Meat is a situational condition that impacts those who consider themselves to be vegan, vegetarian or simply do not eat animal meat products. Cloaked Meat is when an animal meat product is either purposely or accidently placed into a food entree to be served and eaten by a non-meat eater. Cloaked Meat is most often, but not always, discovered in wraps and sandwiches that are marked as meatless or vegetarian found at catered lunch meetings and functions. The meat is considered Cloaked due to the fact that it is not readily visible to the eye and is often buried under lettuce and other customary sandwich fixings. Even more difficult to spot is Cloaked Meat in baked and cooked entrees. Cloaked Meat is usually only discovered once bitten into and most often, when already swallowed. Depending upon aversion to meat products, Cloaked Meat can result in nausea, vomiting, stomach ache and in extreme instances, massive, explosive diarrhea.

Roxy attended the office's get together for Henry's pending retirement. The company provided a lovely catered lunch which included sandwiches and wraps from a local deli. Roxy selected the sandwich marked "vegetarian wrap" since she is averse to eating animal meat products. Halfway through her sandwich and during a mid-chew and swallow, Roxy discovered that there was Cloaked Meat. Within minutes, Roxy was overwhelmed with nausea and had to leave the party. Within the hour, Roxy found herself running to the bathroom to avoid a shart and she subsequently expelled explosive diarrhea.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2014

cloaking

Sticking on a condom.

You can be sure I cloaked myself before hooking up with that skanky ho.

by Man Bringer-Downer December 18, 2003

cloak

Cloak is another way of leaving without anyone else knowing.

Geoff: Hey where did stan go?
Kyle: I don't know, he must have done a cloaker
Geoff: he is such a @?*!

by **-Laurie-** December 4, 2007

cloaknblade

noun
1. A person who never wins or often loses.
2. The act of losing on a continuous and repeated basis or utilizing a flawed strategy to no avail.

1. To be beaten like a cloaknblade.
2. By trying to put out that fire by throwing gasoline on it you are acting like a cloaknblade.

by Jason Yeh September 23, 2005

Privacy Cloak

Can be a kleenex, wash rag, sticky note, anything to cover the camera eye on the computer you are using to masturbate to porn on the internet "just in case someone is watching on the other end".

Joe used a privacy cloak while fapping to men with balls but he forgot to lock his door and I walked in on him.

by dirtmetal September 9, 2012

Spitfire cloak main

You don’t need to know what game it’s from you just need to know it’s cancer.

Person1:what do you play
Person2:I'm a Spitfire cloak main.
Person1: oh I’m so sorry I didn’t know you’re retarded

by SyborgCat July 11, 2020