Clarence

the voice in your head in the game Penumbra: Black Plague. He is the biggest dick ever, therefore, this is the greatest insult you could ever use.

Person 1: This hallway I just came through looks safe...

*walks towards hallway*

*dog comes out of nowhere, charging at you*

*dog disappears*

Person 2: Hahahaha, I fucked with your mind. Hahahaha.

Person 1: Way to be a Clarence...

by Spenziix July 18, 2009

Clarence

A cute boy that likes girls and boys and will date them both based off if he likes them

Clarence is so hot and he loves you for how you are

by Dark death 6969 November 4, 2018

clarence phoon

A hot and handsome guy that is addicted to drinking bleach and love Gundam.

I want to fuck clarence phoon

by RCKOS February 5, 2020

clarence

This morbidly obese walrus kid on a Cartoon Network show named after him. He's a loser.

Clarence is a moron

by SUMFURRYTHING September 15, 2016

Clarence

One of the most cancerous shows ever, by Cartoon Network in the effort to replace Regular show

Clarence, paired with Uncle Grandpa, Unikitty, etc will be the bane of Cartoon Network's existence.

by Not Bill from ft worth June 27, 2018

Clarence

A quiet yet funny friend. Clarence’s poke/hit you when they pass by you. Likes to play Computer Games especially Dota. They’d spend up to thousands of money in online games alone. They are pro in Photoshop. A master of shanghai. He’d prefer a videochat than a meet up. When you meet a Clarence they’re actually easy to make friends with. Just be the first one to greet cause they’re usually shy at first.

Ask Clarence to edit your photo.

Clarence is playing dota for 10 hours now.

Don’t be such a Clarence!

King Clarence

by Zeyr August 8, 2019

Clarence

A n accidental Retard. They will think they are equal to Alex or Jacmel's, but the are not

Ex 1
Clarence: (to alex) PICK IT UP!!! GET OUT!! (Autistic Screech)
Jacmel: (to Clarence) This is why. I am the smexy god. And you don't get no hoes.

Alex: (to Clarence) HELL YEAH!

Ex 2
Girl 1: Damn! Is that a Clarence?

Girl 2: Are you Blind?!!? Don't say that name, it's gross. That's a Jacmel! Too fucking smexy!
Girl 1: Ah, sorry girl... I could go for an Alex though....

by McmanlyWoman February 10, 2018