clementing

Pretending to be in need to borrow large sums of money from close friends, but not pay back. Excuses such as "man, I don't even have money to eat right now but ill pay you back next week for sure" or "oh, i didn't get your message", and "don't worry man I'm selling my car to pay you back" only to leave the country for vacation whilst posting lavish dinning photos on Instagram.

Im gonna go clementing next week, need some extra flow for my vacation!

by clementing101 November 2, 2013

Cement Beehive

1. A large city with lots of people and traffic.
2. A big office or apartment building with 24/7 activity

As my vacation was coming to and end, I realized that it was time to go back to the Cement Beehive

by Quilly The Porcupine April 22, 2009

Jemaine Clement

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.

Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.

by sfwildflower August 7, 2008

clemente

the most amazing man you will ever meet. a clemente will never make you feel down. he will always brighten your day and make you smile and laugh so much.

clemente is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.

if you’ve got a clemente in your life, never lost him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a clemente.

“have you met my friend clemente? you’re gonna love being around him!”

by saraht76 December 7, 2017

Windows CEMeNT

The original codename for Vista.

A combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you've ever had.

The name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.

I heard they're working on a new operating system called Windows CEMeNT.

by Independence76 October 27, 2009

Clee-glagh

CLEE GLZAGH:fake news AKA propaganda for nick's butt pixies for rupee on the net.

James: hey wayne DO you like my butt.
Bane: tghat is a nice butt.
James: thanjk ou.
Bane: what theh heck!!!!! it's a FALSE-BUTT.
James: shut uq. CLEE-GLAGH......

by rher May 3, 2022

Cum Cemetary

A vagina belonging to a permiscuous girl or rectal region of a man that has had many deposits of sperm. Which die and therfore become a cemetary.

"That bitch is such a cum cemetary"

by The master of Sax December 6, 2009