A person who beefs with others about their opinion of celebrities on social media; they are, essentially, like a modern day slave, of the celebrities, by volunteering to argue/fight with others about a comment, statement, and/or opinion made about a celebrity via social media or even in person..
If someone makes a comment or statement about a celebrity online, and another person comes in to argue or defend a celebrity, then they are a “celave” ~ derived from the two words: celebrity & slave.
When you’re essentially working, for free, to fervently beef (argue) with a total stranger/someone online or in person and defend a celebrity about someone else’s comment, statement or opinion about a celebrity. You are basically riding the celeb’s jock string/thong by inserting yourself into a disagreement about someone else’s opinion about someone (a celebrity), who does not even know you exist — that’s when you become a CELAVE.
If someone makes a comment or statement about a celebrity online, and another person comes in to argue or defend a celebrity, then they are a “celave” ~ derived from the two words: celebrity & slave.
When you’re essentially working, for free, to fervently beef (argue) with a total stranger/someone online or in person and defend a celebrity about someone else’s comment, statement or opinion about a celebrity. You are basically riding the celeb’s jock string/thong by inserting yourself into a disagreement about someone else’s opinion about someone (a celebrity), who does not even know you exist — that’s when you become a CELAVE.
Quit being so butt-hurt over my comment; being a celave is not a good look!
This statement or comment doesn’t have anything to do with you, so quit embarrassing yourself by being a modern day celave!
You’re a pathetic, celave, to be online beefing with someone over their First Amendment right to make a comment, statement, or opinion about a celebrity, someone who likely doesn’t want even know you exist, fool!
This comment doesn’t have sh*t (nothing) to do with you, so you’re basically just being a dusty @$$, common-rank, celave!
You don't get to dictate my comment/statement/opinion about a celebrity, you celave, you!
Don’t come for me over my comment that doesn’t have anything to do with you, you dumb celave!
Beyonce’s “bee hives” are perfect examples of celaves.
This statement or comment doesn’t have anything to do with you, so quit embarrassing yourself by being a modern day celave!
You’re a pathetic, celave, to be online beefing with someone over their First Amendment right to make a comment, statement, or opinion about a celebrity, someone who likely doesn’t want even know you exist, fool!
This comment doesn’t have sh*t (nothing) to do with you, so you’re basically just being a dusty @$$, common-rank, celave!
You don't get to dictate my comment/statement/opinion about a celebrity, you celave, you!
Don’t come for me over my comment that doesn’t have anything to do with you, you dumb celave!
Beyonce’s “bee hives” are perfect examples of celaves.
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The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.
Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!
Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.
Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.
for a hot tasty treat!
Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.
Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.
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Get the plate cleaner mug.Vaguely similar to the idea behind a regular margarita, except it's a glass of amazingly delicious Great Lakes Christmas Ale with cinnamon sugar around the rim.
Hey, it's the Christmas season, time for every self-respecting Ohioan to start ordering the best holiday drink that there is - the freaking awesome Cleveland Margarita.
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Get the Cleveland Knuckler mug.The act (during sexual intimacy) of shaving your partner's pubic region. One then takes the pubic hair recently removed and weaves a basket. Once basket is completed the "weaver" (the one performing the act) then ejaculates into said basket. Once the weaver is spent and expelled of all ejaculate, he then proceeds to pour the warm ejaculate over the head of the "weavee" (the receiver of said act). After the basket is completely empty the weaver then punches the weavee in the face to complete "The Cleveland Weaver".
Guy #1 - "What do you want to do tonight?"
Guy #2 - " I don't know, man. I really want to do some arts and crafts, but I'm really horny and I need to take care of that"
Guy #1 - "Dude just do The Cleveland Weaver!"
Guy #2 - " I don't know, man. I really want to do some arts and crafts, but I'm really horny and I need to take care of that"
Guy #1 - "Dude just do The Cleveland Weaver!"
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