clarked

At Macteens, being "clarked" is being banned from the forums, banning your whole country (See Hong Kong), or seeing hex code instead of text by the Administrator, who's name is, coincedentally, Clark. It's quite the common occurance.

Oh man, Clark clarked me again for being an arse.

by Mike T. L. June 11, 2006

Charted

The act of releasing gases so ungodly and so putrid that everything which makes contact becomes a charred mess.

Man 1: You remember Hiroshima right?
Man 2: ...no way... NO WAY, DUDE!
Man 1: Yep. I charted.

by Justone Tortuga October 9, 2008

Shopping carted

It's like a synonym for 'get rekt'. Women use it after they've won an argument.

boy: um I'm lost for words.
girl: yeah you just got shopping carted😎

by epicbeastgamer99 May 21, 2020

clartette

Split arse of the "clarts"

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Charted

When you cough and fart at the same time

One time I charted and it was so nasty

by daddylion July 5, 2020

horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

by pip bayliss July 20, 2011

Clared

A term used to describe the ultimate fail of something you do/have done. Often associated with the mixing up of words while trying to say a sentence and sounding completely stupid. Although "clared" is also used to describe any failure of any sort such as a test etc.

"I totally clared that test man"
speaker one while reading a sign saying *lor-ympics*-"lorympi. . how stupid is that!"

speaker two-"who's lorem?"

speaker one-". . hahaha! you CLARED!"

by breimear April 14, 2010