A girl who is smart, sensitive, caring, nurturing, loving, adorable, and sweet; but has a sad, lonely, hurt, and dark side as well. A constant contradiction, doesn't like to be the one to make the decisions because she wants everyone to be happy. Always putting others before herself but not always doing it the way they want her to. Basically the best thing since sliced bread.
Boy: "Did you see Clarissa today, she looked amazing."
Girl: "That's because she's always amazing inside and out."
Girl: "That's because she's always amazing inside and out."
by BunnySprout December 9, 2013
Get the Clarissa mug.The state of mind that comes to a male instantly after orgasm and ejaculation from sex or masturbation. This can be at various levels from the male wanting to sleep or go check his email or watch TV. In the moments following cumming, a male starts to think about more important issues and priorities than getting laid (as having already accomplished getting sex and having orgasm).
That morning, as soon as he had cum, in a flash, he jumped to his feet showered and was dressed and zipped out the door - realizing he had more important things to do after getting the urge out of his system albeit for a short time.
But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.
But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.
by L Madsen February 12, 2006
Get the Post Cum Clarity mug.A legendary saxophonist who died on june, 18th 2011 due to a stroke. Clarence is most known for playing with Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band but also has played with Lady Gaga, Temple of Soul and Jackson Browne to name a few.
R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.
R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.
I saw Bruce 'n' the band in Stockholm 2 years ago and they played Jungleland! Clarence Clemons nailed the solo perfect!
by eStreeter93 June 20, 2011
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'I look forward to it.'
'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'
'I look forward to it.'
'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'
by Johnlock November 4, 2012
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Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard
by FanciestPseudonyms March 19, 2020
Get the Post Shave Clarity mug.When someone denies doing something and says "I didn't do it!" in a tense, high pitched voice over a minor accusation.
'Jonny' referring to the original speaker that first used the phrase "I didn't do it!" and 'Clark' as in the former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark - people said she was male because of her looks.
'Jonny Clark' is used in New Zealand.
'Jonny' referring to the original speaker that first used the phrase "I didn't do it!" and 'Clark' as in the former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark - people said she was male because of her looks.
'Jonny Clark' is used in New Zealand.
Person One: "Hey you took my pen!"
Person Two: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Person Three: "What a Jonny Clark."
Person Two: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Person Three: "What a Jonny Clark."
by edmondhc August 21, 2009
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Jason: I want to marry claribel she's different from all the other girls I truly love her
Steven: yeah I know what you mean, she's wifey material
Steven: yeah I know what you mean, she's wifey material
by max the man November 27, 2012
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