A Costello Clapp is when after coitus, instead of cumming in or on your partner, you cum into your hand and proceed to smack them in the face with the handful of cum.
by Josh Doane June 25, 2006
Get the Costello Clapp mug.Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".
"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"
by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009
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Christ! Look at the fatty clappers on her!
A man would kill to bury his face between those fatty clappers!
I'd love to spooge my filthy yogurt over those fatty clappers.
A man would kill to bury his face between those fatty clappers!
I'd love to spooge my filthy yogurt over those fatty clappers.
by Strangely Sane December 27, 2011
Get the Fatty Clappers mug.by Russell Pridgen December 23, 2007
Get the ass clapper mug.After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
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Get the clapping cheeks mug.“Yo dude, today is National Clapping Cheeks Day! You know what that means”
“No dude, I’m boutta get my cheeks clappped for celebrating that holiday!”
“No dude, I’m boutta get my cheeks clappped for celebrating that holiday!”
by Clapper369 April 11, 2019
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